Halloween is practically upon us, and absolutely nothing will be scarier than what 2020 has doled out already. This year the basic act of technique or treating is a viral minefield, and as such people are making modifications on how they plan to celebrate the holiday.
Canada, purveyors of Letterkenny and bagged milk supplied one way to navigate the problem, however it’s a little, shall we state, inelegant.
Don’t get me incorrect, this is a functional and sensible way to provide sweet to kids. We do things big.
It’s here we fulfill the perfect union in the Venn diagram. Left wing is a need for more sports, on the right is being safe throughout Covid, and in the gooey chocolatey center we have a service to all our issues, most likely sitting in your garage or attic.
First, a disclaimer– due to the fact that I have actually been informed we need such things. I have not personally tried or tested any of the approaches I will set out. Rather I’m utilizing intuition and impulse to apply what I call a “Spooktactular” rating, which is basically just an enjoyable method to re-brand possibly injuring kids with your Halloween hijinx. No one wants to think of hurt kids throughout an enjoyable vacation, so “Spooktacular” is how we’ll rebrand this. Personally, I do not advise trying anything above a rating of six, or two– however live your finest life.
Spooktacular score: 1
Generally you shoot the candy like you’re Steph Curry, and the kids try to catch it in their pails and pillow cases.
The kids have a vested interest in catching the candy and not getting stuck with stained dirt treats, and you desire to feel like you’re an NBA legend.
Spooktactular ranking: 3-7
You’re striking candy with a tennis racket at kids. You can make this as gentle as you see healthy– which also allows you to tailor your Halloween experience for the trick or treater.
For example, a cute child comes to your door dressed as one of the Paw Patrol (other than Chase, because that authorities puppy is the feds). You can simply underhand lob a couple of pieces of Laffy Taffy to their mirth and pleasure.
Then a teen, without a costume, who has no organization taking part in the holiday since they’re old enough to work and purchase their own damn candy, comes knocking at your do