Kings Park has dished up some unedifying and utterly forgettable games of rugby in the past. This one, which the Sharks won 19-16 against the Cheetahs, was one of those.
If you didn’t watch it, you didn’t miss much. If you did, you lost 80 important minutes of your life you’ll never get back. This Super Rugby Unlocked game made watching paint dry seem like it was an extreme sport.
This isn’t an exaggeration. Nothing about the game was exciting. It was error-strewn, tentatively approached and an abomination of a fixture.