‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’: The Trump Years
With apologies to the terrific Billy Joel
(2017)
Mad Dog Mattis, Betsy D, Sean Spicer, Mick Mul-va
Crowd-size countin’, border walling, pussy hats state no
Muslim bannin’, Stephen Bannon, She continued, Jeffrey Sessions
Comey fired, Spicer fired, Mar-a-Lago
Covfefe, Gorsuch, Michael Flynn, Franken’s touch
Tom Price, Charlottesville, and a stopped working health-care-bill
Omarosa, Mueller’s group, Little Rocket Male’s mean
Fire and Fury, deep-state worry, Scaramucci farewell
[chorus]
We didn’t begin the fire
It was always burning because the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it however we tried to eliminate it
(2018)
Stable Genius, Parkland kids, pee tape and Helsinki fibs
Stormy Daniels, Avenatti, clashi
